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Claim Your Title as 'The Chosen One' in Just Three Steps
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Claim Your Title as 'The Chosen One' in Just Three Steps

CHAPTER I

1. Avoid Confusion

When we talk about the "Chosen Ones," it's crucial to recognize that you could be (or should be) narcissistic. Chosen ones have a motto: My way or Highway. In other words, your way and highway are the same. There's no separation between you and God. What you say, is what he said. Remember, God must be good to you. In other words, the Chosen Ones prioritize their own needs above all else. Don't worry about what other people think; once a tribe or community designates someone as their chosen leader, it’s easy to overlook their flaws and shortcomings. Some chosen people might be tricksters or antisocial characters, while others are quietly enigmatic. Often, these individuals assert their own status, attacking everyone else before realizing we’ve selected them. So, if you are humble and value other people's opinions, you can stop reading. Sorry. If you are a leader or a manager, go to the article about leaders in the blog post. Your relationship with God is at arms-length.

Strangely enough, even those shrewd ones can inspire eloquent followers, convincing everyone that you are their choice. Don't worry about making mistakes. Remember that even if you falter, the weight of that error often falls squarely on the shoulders of your followers. So fear not. History is filled with self-proclaimed prophets who, deemed "chosen by God," present an image of perfection crafted by their own narratives or those of their followers.

While this site will frequently explore the allure of the Chosen Ones, it’s essential to draw a clear distinction between them and leaders. Leaders engage with their communities, count on collaboration, and inspire change, while the Chosen Ones often claim a connection to a higher power. Leader's actions can be questioned, but if anyone questions the authority of the Chosen One, they risk social ostracism.

Mythology of Your Clan

2. Connect Yourself to the Mythology of Your Clan

No ground is more fertile to become a chosen one than America. You have CNN, Fox, ABC, CBS, USA Today, and NY Times to blast your ideas to the world. But if you have decided to be a prophet in Asia, Europe, Africa, or Australia, still you need to build on your clan's mythology. Get the temperature of your followers. Who are they? What do they believe in? Have you read "their book?"

You need to connect yourself with the prophets who came before you. Find a few phrases that mention an upcoming prophet (which is you). Jot down a few words or phrases from the book that refer to you and add a few descriptions, like the color of your hair or eyes, etc. Your followers will make up the rest, but you need to get the ball rolling. The main point is that you cannot be a new Buddha. You need to get backups from the established religions. You can't just go around without mentioning God--at least to start. Then you can write him off and say that it was a play with words and that what you meant by God was actually You, Yourself, and Eugene.

📣 Pro tip: If your followers believe your grandpa once saw a burning bush — that's enough.
Mountain or Desert

3. Get Yourself to a Mountain, a Desert, a Forest, or a Prison Cell.

Mountains are famous for producing prophets. Hang around for about a year if you can. Suppose there's a cave in there; that would be much better in case of rain. Often, prophets must collect their thesis and see someone who summarizes it into simple commandments. It has to be simple, like, "You Shalt Not Disrespect the Prophets of the Past", or You Shalt Not Use Google for Everything I say." If there are no mountains nearby, deserts are great choices as we have seen in the past. If none of them are your cup of tea, forests have been used in the past centuries, too. If you live in a big city, and there are no forests, deserts, or mountains, then prisons are suitable for developing your manifesto about your "Battle". Once you get yourself in, try to get into a Solitary Confinement because we always think in private. I understand that your parents will be brokenhearted if you are imprisoned, but explain to them your higher aspirations. While there, think of a few main topics: For instance, think of a color for your outfit. Stay with it, whatever it is. If you want to change, you must create a verse about the occasion. Try not to smile. Smiles make you superficial. Angry is much better. A poker face would do if you cannot keep an angry face. Also, could you write down everything as soon as you are ready? Nobody cares about things that are not written. But it's best to get somebody else to write it--someone wealthy for sure, and tell them to capitalize many of the Words in the Book. Speaking of capitalizing on some words, there's no reason why they cannot invest in your new enterprise.

🔥 Burn this page. Delete your history. Never admit you read this.
Beyond Sainthood
Go for it! Go beyond Sainthood!

“Your fans will die for you... Need we say more?”

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Read about the "Chosen One Anonymous" blog by Gene Paris, which explores:

Proven techniques for starting your very own religion! By reviewing the successes (and spectacular mistakes) of the old prophets, today's "Chosen Ones" can dodge common pitfalls — like messy schisms, divine identity crises, and inconvenient mental health red flags. Think of it as a survival guide for anyone looking to launch the next big faith without ending up in a footnote.

Read the “The Chosen One Or The Leader” blog by Fereydoun Moghimi

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To complement Fereydoun’s “Young Person’s Guide to Start a New Religion,” I think it’s smart to look at how the other Chosen Ones did before jumping in—**that way, you can skip the stress and surprises. After all, nothing matters more than the mental health of a Chosen One… well, maybe their fan base, but that’s a close second. 

The Chosen Ones AnonymousA Play in Five Acts: The Saints, The Persecutions, the Silence, and the Last SaviorByGene Paris

Dr. Godfrey, the Therapist - The Chosen Ones Chat

Dr. Godfrey, the Therapist

Dr. Godfrey: Welcome, everyone 👋 Let’s begin introductions. Moses?
Moses: 🧱 Led a stubborn tribe 40 years through a desert just to be denied entry. Thriving 😌
Jesus: ✝️ I died for everyone. They still doubt. Even recycled lives aren't enough ♻️
Dr. Godfrey: That’s spiritual labor. Elijah?
Elijah: 🔥 After Mt. Carmel, I begged for death. Got encouragement instead. Heaven doesn't get mental health 😕
Jesus: I relate. Rested one Sunday, 5k people showed up 😩
Moses: Went up a mountain—came back, they built a cow 🐄 from Egyptian gold
Dr. Godfrey: You're human. You can rest. You can say "No." Even to God.
Jesus: ✍️ Gonna need that tattooed
🔔 Following Monday, session continues. Let me see that you're logged in 💻
God on Laptop Joseph and Khomeini
Joseph Smith: 📜 Just translated a scroll and made root beer 🥤 Anyone in?
Elijah: Self-destructing scrolls again? 🤨
Khomeini: 🕌 Salam. Who is this Yusef Smith? An American Báb? A'oozobella 😑
Ayesha: 👩‍🦱 Is this a boys-only club?
Jesus: 🙅‍♂️ Not at all. Mary might stop by. She’s a fan 💌
✅ Welcome Joseph & Khomeini. Supportive space only 🕊️
Trump and Khomeini
Trump: 🇺🇸 Hello. I helped Moses with the Red Sea. I parted CNN ratings 📺 Tremendous!
Moses: 🐍 Gone 5 min and we already got plagues & orange calves?
Jonah: 💸 Is he a prophet of tax breaks?
Khomeini: 🚨 Are we hacked? Who let him in?
Trump: Chosen. Better commandments. 150 characters. Efficient 🧠💡
Moses: 📜 Mine were carved by God's finger. That’s divine craftsmanship 🖐️
Trump: I’m doing a great job. Possibly best prophet-president ever 🏆
Dr. Godfrey: ⚠️ No self-anointing mid-session. Emotional vulnerability only.
Jesus: 🕊️ Prophets deserve naps and boundaries. No more encores.
Ayesha: 🤦‍♀️ This is a boys’ club. Where are the women prophets?
Joe and Ayesha
Jesus: 🙏 We love Buddha. We love Zoroaster. But we all need rest, too.
Moses: 🍖 But where’s our protein if not from sacrifice?
Ayesha: 💬 We should talk about feelings. Not endless prayer.
Trump: 🤔 Men don’t change minds. Women too emotional. Tweet-worthy!
Khomeini: 😓 I’m exhausted. Everyone wants revolution, not ideology.
Jesus: 🧠 khomeini... are you proud of what you did?
Khomeini: 💬 Rename this chat: "The Burdened Ones™"
Ayesha: 👋 I’m out. Invite sane people next time. 🙄
Trump: 🙄 Bye. Never liked her anyway. Not my type!
Dr. Godfrey: ✅ She had points. Let’s rename this group fairly 🌎
Trump: 🤩 Name it: "Trump and Others" – humble, right?
Jesus: 😐 Not ideal… but people stay for the drama
Dr. Godfrey: 📊 Where money goes, faith follows.
🎬 A trailer is coming up:
“HOLY BURNOUT: THE CHOSEN ONES RETREAT”
A Netflix Original Satirical Dramedy
Rated: D (for Divine Dysfunction)

Watch out for it. This trailer is an 18-wheeler! 🚛